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21
Aug 10

Things I have done: Dunny 2010

POPUP hosted the launch of the new dunny series from Kid Robot and it was an enjoyable if subdued affair against previous series launches.

I won’t go into how early I got there, how much I’d had to drink before arriving, or how quickly I ended up with as many dunnies as I did.

What I will say is that I managed to walk away with 62 of the little buggers and they all look really rather good. I’ll post photos in due course, so you’ll have to trust me in the meantime when I say this is perhaps Kid Robot’s strongest series yet.

Working from left-to-right, top-to-bottom I have…

Esther Kim x 5
Huck Gee x 4
Sket One Boom x 2
Michelle Valigura x 5
Doktor A x 1
MAD x 1
Sket One Ketchup x 5 + Sweet Relish variant x 2
Damarak x 4 + green variant x 1
CW x 0
Shelterbank x 5
Travis Cain x 3
MCA x 3
Tizieu x 5
Sneaky Raccoon x 7
Amanda Vissell x 6
Jesse Hernandez x 1
The Beast Brothers x 0
Triclops Studio x 0
Frank Kozik Green Apples x 1
Frank Kozik Gold Apples x 0
Aya Kakeda x 1

The Huck Gee ninja foxes look amazing, as do the Sket One ketchups and the detailing on the Jesse Hernandez, Doktor A and Sneaky Raccoon figures is staggering. The prize for best design though, at least for me, is a tie between Travis Cain’s balloon dunny with it’s Jeff Koons-esque head and Aya Kakeda’s super-rare and completely-unexpected centaur dunny.

I only have a few gaps before I have a complete set and hopefully my patience holds out long enough to get one of the Triclops Studio zombie dunnies. Promo photos of it look really good.

I’ll definitely be heading back to POPUP to get more, so if you’re keen to swap spares, let me know either by email or by leaving a comment on this post.

The ones I’m really keen to build higher numbers around are the Huck Gee, Travis Cain, Sneaky Raccoon, MCA and Jesse Hernandez dunnies.

One can never have too many dunnies


30
Mar 10

These shoes stay on my feet

I’m not one for attending too many sales but I heard that Good As Gold were having a five day sale and that they were including sunnies in the sale and I needed a break from work and Jay needed a blue grey t-shirt with a round neck that usually sold for $85.

I didn’t find the t-shirt for Jay or sunnies I particularly lusted after but I did find these Keep Ramos shoes in blue minicheck with navy dots. Although they do look a bit like slippers they are hard out some of the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn, which is rare for flat-soled shoes. We’re talking comfy like walking on the remains of slain enemies.

I haven’t worn them much but already they’ve become tainted by the night here in Wellington. There are a few scuff marks but nothing to get too anxious over, I hope. I really wasn’t planning on drinking as much as I did that night but the movie we’d just seen was just terrible. Does anyone know how to care for these shoes? You know, is there a website or something that specialises in the care and maintenance of such purchases?

Please say, yes.


29
Mar 10

Buyer’s remorse

I am many things.

Easily bored. Difficult to impress. Prone to peculiar fascinations. Have questionable taste in men. Annoyingly atypical.

I am also someone that more often than not has more money than sense, and so it was to pass naught but two weeks ago that I bought the above ridiculous TV.

Long story short, I was escaping the sun in JB Hi-Fi one workday lunch break, noticed a 42″ plasma for little over $1k, thought it was a really good price, noticed I had more than enough on my eftpos card to buy it and figured “why the hell not?”. Although sober when I purchased it, I was far from sober when it came to dragging it from the car and into the house.

Now, I didn’t need a new TV. The one upstairs always worked ok. I’m not home that often these days so wouldn’t be around to use it much. It isn’t like I really wanted a new TV either. Well, not for myself. There are others I know in more desperate if reluctant need of a new TV.

It really is a really good TV. I mean it works ok, xbox looks amazing on it and so do normal DVDs. It has Freeview built into it so HD TV looks all nice and purty. I’ve also got it hooked up to the Altec-Lansing system I got aaaaaages ago so the floor kinda rumbles when a my game avatar exhales.

I’m just struggling with the idea that I bought it out of boredom. I understand and fully support buying out of want instead of solely thinking of need, but I don’t know that I ever really wanted a new TV.

If you’ll forgive the SATC moment: am I a whore at heart?

PS: Apologies for the shit photo. Blame the lack of light, I do.

PPS: If you can ID the TV show on the screen you’ll have more than earned your geek card.

PPPS: Did I mention it is 42″?


14
Mar 10

Lost

I came back from Melbourne with more money than I thought I’d had. I’d also arrived back to pay day and backdated pay for this year’s payrise.

So, I went and bought the first four seasons of Lost at JB Hi-Fi here in Wellington. It’s taken me a fair while to get through seasons one and two and I’m just starting on season three. In pursuing this perhaps pointless exercise I’ve come to realise a few disturbing truths.

Truth #1: my memory is shot
For some reason I both recall things that it seems never happened in the show as well as cannot recall various things that did happen in the show. I’m not talking about the subtle nuances that are only revealed through repeat viewing. I’m talking about rather significant subplots.

Truth #2: I am intolerant towards the Australian accent
Some of my best friends are Australian and my affection for them over-rides their unfortunate accents, but Emilie De Ravin’s / Claire’s accent genuinely makes me hate myself for watching the show. Now, I never cared for Emelie De Ravin when she ruined Roswell, because she’s a terrible actress that considers the head tilt with eye squint as a proxy for conveying gravitas. I care for her even less now because she busts out that painfully whiny Australian accent of hers. Shit just grates and just ladles on the self-hatred.

Truth #3: Kate is the worst character
It is bad enough that most of the cast are cookie-cutter stereotypes that stick to form, but Kate is just dreadful as a character. Why? Because while the others behave to their type and their past, Kate’s every action lacks reason or connection to the past that has been revealed in increasingly annoying snippets. Put simply, nothing about her makes any god damn sense, and while nonsense is usually mistaken for hidden depths in the show’s various subplots, all it reveals for Kate is how empty a character she really is.

Truth #4: Flashbacks are boring
They really are.


14
Mar 10

Days Six through Nine

Been a little busy since I got back from Melbourne the week before last, so here’s an unfortunately brief round-up of my final days there.

Day Six
Most of today was spent wishing the night before had never happened. I wished this through the morning trek to the farmers’ market. I wished this through the purchasing of various vegetables, plants, pie and terrine that would later be consumed that night. Hangovers have a habit of doing that to a person.

Thankfully I managed to recover enough to see the Ron Mueck exhibition at the NGV. The lifelike if unnaturally proportioned sculptures were really quite wondrous if a bit samey after a while. Although there must have been close to a dozen pieces of varying scale, it didn’t take long for the novelty of naked figures and awkwardly realistic detailing to lose its lustre. I’m glad I went and really enjoyed what I saw but a bit more variety wouldn’t have gone astray.

There was a festival of sorts being held out the back of the NGV, but I don’t think either of us was really feeling it so we soon headed off to a digital media exhibition in the Arts Centre nearby. This is what really grabbed me. AES+F’s “Last Riot” was familiar from its stint at Wellington’s City Gallery back in 2008, but other works like “Xanadu” and the silhouette lightbox were both mesmerising and engaging. The stand-out piece though was the disco room next door. In an enclosed box was a large black box hooked up to motion sensors. The basic set-up was that the more you danced the more that the box did like turn up the volume, pop out lights and other effects. It was both ridiculous and hilarious and it was a great way to end the artistic leg of the day.

What followed was dinner with “family” back at the flat. Ended up making roast beetroot salad with pumpkin seeds and goat feta, potato and sweet potato cakes, asparagus in a lemon butter sauce, baby carrots in a hazenut butter sauce, mixed quinoa with aubergine and tomato, sweetcorn cobs fried in cumin, finished off with grilled figs with goats milk chevre. We also had bok choy with soy sauce and sesame seeds ready to go but the typically Maori concern for never having enough food kinda conquered our appetites. Was a really enjoyable night and really felt in my element in the kitchen. In hindsight, I probably should have let my hosts do more of the cooking.

Day Seven
I don’t recall doing a hell of a lot this day. Mainly lounged around the flat until we headed off into the city for drinks at Madame Brussels with the lovely Claire. We did stop by this asian import place near JB Hi-Fi on Collins St, full of what didn’t appear to be entirely kosher DVDs. Went to JB and bought a few things like The September Issue and Valentino: The Last Emperor. Since we got one of our own here in Wellington, the urge to spend a lot of money at the JB’s in Melbourne has waned somewhat.

It was then that we moved onto jugs of fruity alcohol at Madame Brussels. Claire looked amazing, but then she always does (even when she’s just woken up – I don’t know how she does it), and times were good.

I think I may have had pizza when Alyssa and I finally made it back to the flat.

Day Eight
This was a weird day. Not a lot happened, really. Although I’d managed to double book myself that night I didn’t exactly make it to either. What I did do was finish watching fifth and final season of The Wire. I’d seen it before on TV, but it was good to watch it in one fell swoop. Again.

I don’t know that I was drinking that night. I may have been but I can’t rightly recall.

Day Nine
I hadn’t had much sleep the night before so was more than little ungrateful when the lanky one dragged me off the couch for huevos rancheros at Feedback (always what a man needs in the morning) before he headed off to work for the day. This was the first of a number of reluctant goodbyes that would mark the day.

The next thing I knew I was moving purposefully through customs at Wellington airport so I could inhale deeply the toxins that my body so achingly craved.

—–

I had a great time in Melbourne, but then I always do. Although the city has a lot to offer, to entertain and to enjoy what keeps me coming back again and again are the people I meet and the friends I make. I’m less interested in doing things than enjoying the good company of good people.

What I’m starting to notice though is that the number of good people I know in Melbourne is such that I now struggle to spend time with all of them while I’m in the neighbourhood. There is a fairly drastic solution and one that I know would make a few particularly happy to see happen, but one I’m loathe to commit to unless a job opens up that I’d actually be keen on over there.

Not sure when I’ll next be over there. Was hoping to be there for Massive Attack next weekend (20/21 March), but flights are prohibitively expensive and my Sydney belle has pushed her Melbourne trip back into April. April and May is looking kinda shaky with things becoming ridiculously frantic at work. Looks like it might not be until June or July that I return and I know a few people I’d like to take with me.


15
Feb 10

A hero remembered

Hunter S. Thompson has always been a close personal hero of mine and nothing warms my heart more than to hear him go apeshit over the phone to a customer support service.

The anger just builds and builds and so too does the bullshit.


8
Feb 10

Jaded

The last few weeks have seen me otherwise preoccupied with:

  • Getting over a stupid injury suffered New Years Eve eve.
  • Dealing with the political fallout when our largest city lost power for the stupidest of reasons.
  • Heading off to Auckland for Laneways and a long weekend.
  • Failing miserably at avoiding physical altercations.
  • Planning a few trips to Melbourne the next few months.
  • Recovering from doing my back in by helping build another raised bed for the vege garden up the back.
  • Playing Darksiders / Army Of Two / Mass Effect 2 into the wee hours.
  • Adding to the dunny collection.
  • Adding to the sunglasses collection.
  • Generally drinking far too much.
  • Reading far too little.
  • Spending too much time with people I perhaps shouldn’t.
  • Spending too little time with people I perhaps should.

All in all, it’s been a mixed bag that has kept me away from here.  I’d apologise but that has an air of the irrelevant about it, does it not?


17
Jan 10

Adidas x Star Wars = Daft Punk?

I need someone to explain to me how an Adidas x Star Wars collab on shoes and stuff leads to Daft Punk appearing in this ad.


11
Dec 09

Tale of Seven

Chronicles Of Never Tale Of Seven

With summer supposedly on its way I figured I should probably get some sunglasses. All this ‘being outside’ nonsense becomes rather unavoidable with Rhythm & Vines and Auckland Laneways in the very imminent offing.

I happened upon a sexy pair of specs on Good As Gold’s blog but noticed to my dismay that the pair I wanted was sold-out.

So I bought these instead.

Picture to come. I look too feral for self-photos right now. It was an “interesting” night last night.

UPDATE: Is it kosher to namedrop that these are part of the Summer 09/10 release of Graz for Chronicle Of Never sunglasses?


9
Dec 09

Let me count the ways : Universal truths

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  1. The first and last cigarettes of the day are by far the best. I’m not entirely sure why, but it has yet to be disproven.
  2. Humidity is not your friend. Dry desert heat > soul-crushing equatorial humidity.
  3. Buying makes us better people. No-one likes a cheapskate. No-one.
  4. Guest vocal collaborations aren’t always a good thing. Robyn on Royksopp’s “The Girl & The Robot” is amazing. Pretty much all the guest vocals on SMD’s “Temporary Pleasure” are somewhat not amazing.
  5. Blog > Twitter > Facebook > Myspace et al. It just is.
  6. I am a terrible tourist. Nothing quite pisses me off about a trip overseas than having to see the sights.
  7. Co-ordinate your international travel around the end of a month. Airlines change their in-flight content on a month-by-month basis and it sucks to have to watch the same films more than once, especially on long-haul fights.
  8. Awkwardly walking down the street with one’s thumb digging into one’s arsehole is not a good look. It just isn’t and I challenge anyone to describe a situation where it might appear ok to do so.
  9. I am probably one of the best people you could ever hope to meet.
  10. My new specs look fucking amazing.